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DEAR LORD,
  SO far today, I'm going all right.
   I have not gossiped, lost my temper,
   been grumpy, nasty, greedy, self-indulgent,
   I have not whined, complained, cursed or even
   eaten any chocolate.
   I have charged anything on my credit card.

BUT
  I am getting out of bed now, and I think that I
will really need your help.
JOKES